I love Milwaukee's racing sausages.

I love Milwaukee's racing sausages. And I love Washington's racing presidents (even though I just found out about them). What we obviously need are more racing characters!

"Houston. Do you go with Astronaut Races? "We have John Glenn in Lane 1, Neil Armstrong in Lane 2, Alan Shepard in Lane 3 and coming out of retirement again in Lane 4, the Rocket Man himself, Roger Clemens." Or Spacecraft Races? "Sputnik went out fast, but Apollo 11 and the Space Shuttle have closed the gap. And it looks like SkyLab is falling out of it." I don't think you could go wrong with either, really."