I just got around to

I just got around to watching a Daily Show from last week, and this cracked me up: an alphabetical list of "Major Disasters of Bush Administration" that the show suggests the President is following, in order:

Abu Graib
Bin Laden
Chalabi
Deficit
Enron
Failure to Find WMDs
Halliburton
Iraq
John Bolton
Katrina
Locusts
Mars Attacks
North Korea
Osama and Jenna
Pregnancy: Osama and Jenna
Queer Revolt
Rodents of Unusual Size
Syrian War
Tigers
Unicyclists, Nuclear
Voldemort
WWIII
X-Rated Tape: Osama and Jenna
Yam Shortage
Zero People Left on Earth

Each had little check boxes next to them. He's up to K...