I was just offered a

I was just offered a fantasy baseball trade of (from his team) Carlos Guillen, Odalis Perez, Doug Davis, and Greg Aquino for (from my team) Derek Jeter, Andy Pettitte, Chris Carpenter, and Francisco Rodriguez.

I think he's just checking to see if I'm alive. I haven't exactly been active in the fantasy baseball world this season since both my teams SUCK.

Rejected.

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