So that I don't have

So that I don't have to fret about my dog on this blog today (Leo is fine, I just have a tendency to fret), here are some of the search terms that have brought people to my blog. Thankfully, no one is finding it searching for porn.

• speedo water jog belt sugarland
  Makes sense. I did the Speedo Triathlon in Sugarland last year. But jog belt?
• Müller Market Drayton 10K Road Race
  Enh? I've never heard of this race.
• Quizno's sponge-monkey
  Yes!! The sponge monkeys!! It's a shame those commercials didn't last longer.
• toyota dash lights corolla explanation exclamation point
  Again, what exactly was this person looking for?
• what can you tell me about the organ in morelia
  Hmm. Not much.
• ziptrek can you just watch
  I don't know, but why would you want to?? I mean, why stand around and watch when you can actually ziptrek!!
• Making the Band 3 Laurie obsessing about weight, diet
  I have never watched the show in my life. Who is Laurie? I hope she's not a skinny girl who thinks she's fat.
• mya hee
  myo ho, mya who, mya HA HA!
• brandon backe address
  Heh. I know where he lives; it's a neighborhood in the same suburb as Becca, Jen, Gavin, Cari, et al. But I don't know him, nor have I given in to the temptation to drive by his house and gush on his doorstep for pitching for the home team in the best baseball game I have ever seen.
• find pictures from jen carter payton and eric
  Jen, Carter, Payton and Eric. Who are these people?
• "swollen knuckle" purple
  Probably from when I jammed my poor finger in my one attempt at playing goalie. That was in November. Sometimes it still hurts.
• muzak, cvs
  Did I actually write about CVS's muzak? Someone stop me.
• ryan langerhans catch photo
  I know I wrote about his home run that beat the Astros, but a catch?
• chris lamoreaux
  Someone is looking for you, Chris! :)
• workouts from the 50s
  Wasn't alive then. Maybe you should ask someone who was.
• Windows XP "no hard drive found"
  Now that sounds like a problem.