After watching another recent Daily
After watching another recent Daily Show episode, I have decided to add Jon Stewart to my list of future husbands. His role would be simply to sit around saying sarcastic things and making funny faces. And I would laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

I would totally marry John Stewart. He cracks me up.
I would quit my job to write for his show.
yeah... but what if he made all those funny faces and wise cracks while you were having sex. that could get a little annoying...