I bite my thumb at you, sir!

No matter how the rest of the season goes, I'm going to bask in the fact that while the Astros are off to a healthy 4-1 start, Carlos Beltran and his precious Mets are 1-5, the last team in baseball to record their first win this year. I'm going to giggle silently today and hope ol' Carlos is having at least a few second thoughts.