"it's blocking my view of Venus"

Those of you dying to play Marvin the Martian now have some help: How to Destroy the Earth.

As a preview, here is the list of things that will not destroy the Earth:

• Gamma Ray Burst.
• Armageddon, as described in the Bible.
• Paradoxes as described in Back To The Future Part II.
• Ceasing all thought (if the Earth is not observed, then how can it exist?).
• Detonating all the nuclear weapons ever created simultaneously, either all at one location or strategically placed around the globe.
• Proving that 1=0.
• Runaway fission at the Earth's core, as proposed by Tom Chalko.
• Gay marriage.

(Thanks to Irwin for the link.)