FYI...

If you are ever getting ready to go to bed, and have taken out your contacts, and then go to wash your face with Clean and Clear Morning Burst facial cleanser, and lean in so that you can see what you're doing because, as previously mentioned, you have already taken out your contacts and can't see more than 6 inches in front of you, and the cleanser pump is a bit clogged, so nothing comes out for a moment and then suddenly it squirts out with a lot of force and a few drops of cleanser hit you RIGHT IN THE EYE before your instincts even have a chance to shut your eyelid, this might be your reaction as you clutch your face because your eye feels like it's burning away:

"SH!T F*CK G0D D$MN that HURTS like a SON OF A B!TCH!!!!"

Then you'll spend 5 minutes flushing your eye out under the faucet.