I turned down a trip

I turned down a trip to the Sketchers outlet with Melanie because I'm working on a paper. I feel like I'm back in college.

It could be worse, though. I could be stuck inside by an ice storm, left with nothing to do but watch the entire first season of One Tree Hill and accidentally paint my butt by sitting on a paint can lid. If that sounds like your thing, you'll have to go elsewhere.