"I will not be so stupid as to take a vacuum cleaner to my daughter?s head if she ever comes down with a case of lice. Although I will be tempted."
Dooce is probably my favorite blog-written-by-somebody-I-don't-know-but-wish-I-did, and today's entry just had me laughing out loud in my empty apartment. Seriously funny.
Wow! That really is funny. Maybe she's actually Dave Berry's ghost writer. :)