just shoot me now

in may, i thought summer was starting, and felt like it was getting hot outside.

how could i have been so wrong??

may was nothing. may was only putting forth a half-hearted effort. may was merely lukewarm.

june, on the other hand, is trying to kill me. i walked outside this morning at 9:30 to go get debbie from her physical therapy appointment and was almost crushed by the humidity. it's like a freaking sauna. i'm not sure, but i think my head almost spontaneously combusted. i made it to my car and it's ice-cold air conditioning just in time.

why did anyone ever think this was a good place to live anyway? geez.

(3:40 p.m.)

after nine months of waiting, sometimes patiently, sometimes not, i finally have a new, 21-inch, flat screen monitor here at work. wahoo!!